1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:04,705 ** 2 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,377 Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. What y'all doing? 3 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,645 - Your chores. - Oh, cool. 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,347 'Cause I was just thinking, 5 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:16,150 I don't feel like cleaning no backyard. 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,052 Now look at this. 7 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,521 - All the homies is going to this little thing. - Hmm. 8 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,523 - Cool if I roll? - Absolutely not. 9 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,059 Now go and get your work clothes on and grab that rake. 10 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:28,329 Man, I don't never get to do nothing around here. 11 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,563 Come on, Tony. 12 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,532 Let the boy go to the fair. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,334 Anyways, I'm enjoying spending time with you. 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,035 You work so much, we don't get to 15 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,670 spend a lot of you and me time. 16 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:37,838 Well, that's the price you pay 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,407 when you run a successful business. 18 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,908 Oh, I mean, if it's so successful, 19 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,176 why don't you hire a little help? 20 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,011 What you mean, like an assistant? 21 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,247 Yeah, I mean, if it'll make things easier. 22 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,016 Yeah, I could use somebody to help me out, uh-huh. 23 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,219 Put stuff away in the filing cabinets and run errands. 24 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,053 Yeah, and the best part is, 25 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,855 you'll be able to spend more time at home, 26 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,258 you can relax, kick back, 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,026 maybe use our Jacuzzi a little bit more. 28 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,262 Oh, now you're talking. Let's finish this up. 29 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,897 - We can get in that bad boy right now. - Ooh, that sounds nice. 30 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:06,400 - I'm gonna get swimsuits. - You don't need no swimsuits. 31 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,602 - Tony, the kids are here. - That's a good point. 32 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,804 Hey, yo, Devin! Never mind what I said. 33 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,241 You can go to the fair. And take your sister with you. 34 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,743 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 35 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,246 * The bill collectors won't get me * 36 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,748 * Kids be talking back to me * 37 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,450 * Family time 38 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,752 * Family time Family time * 39 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,821 * Family time 40 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,826 ** 41 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,399 Okay, so to cut to the chase, this job requires 42 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,101 basic filing skills, organizational skills, 43 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,604 typing skills and occasionally running a few errands. 44 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,638 You do have a car, right? 45 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:45,939 Yes, sir. 46 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,575 Well, it has a boot on it. 47 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,976 But since I'm about to get this job, 48 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,678 I can afford to get the boot off. 49 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,313 Fair enough, fair enough. 50 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,914 - Okay, so, Melinda. - Hmm? 51 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,749 What separates you from the other applicants? 52 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,851 Besides the fact that they're all basic? 53 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,923 No offense, basic ladies, but seriously, if I get 54 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,926 this job, you expect me to dress stuffy like them every day? 55 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,928 I don't care what my employees wear. 56 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,463 As long as they get the job done, 57 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,865 they could be naked for all I care. 58 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,467 Oh, is that right, Tony? 59 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,136 Unh-unh. Not right in the middle of my interview. 60 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,972 Could you not be rude and wait your turn? 61 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,975 ( laughs ) Just basic. You know what I'm talking about? 62 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,444 ( laughs ) 63 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,779 M-M-M-M-M-Melinda? It is Melinda, right? 64 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,782 Th-this is my wife, Lisa. 65 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,884 - It is Lisa, right? - Oh! 66 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,621 Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Lis-- 67 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,624 You know what? Um, this interview is over. 68 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,992 You can go ahead and get up. This interview is so-- 69 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,562 You know, as a matter of fact, it's over for everybody. 70 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:45,299 I want everybody out, okay? This inter-- No more interviews. 71 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,301 It's okay, you can just leave your resumes 72 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,903 - at the front, please, right in the bin. - Out. Come on! 73 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,772 Chop, chop! 74 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,508 Mm-hmm. 75 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,078 Lisa, what the hell are you doing? 76 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,913 What the hell are you doing, Tony? 77 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,483 Are you hiring an assistant, or are you casting an adult movie? 78 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,718 Both. I'm trying to get it cracking up in here. 79 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,221 Spice it up. Okay, I'm just joking. 80 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,558 I just put an ad in the paper and that's who showed up. 81 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,159 Other than this other guy who came in earlier. 82 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,927 Oh, well, great. Hire him. 83 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,563 I could do that. I could do that. 84 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,565 He said he was a convict that was on parole and had 85 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,534 two strikes, so what are the chances of him getting a third? 86 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,236 Okay, well, I don't know, Tony. 87 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,772 Can you at least hire somebody like less attractive? 88 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,441 Less attractive? Lisa, come on. 89 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,410 After being married all these years, 90 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,879 you should know that there is no competition. 91 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,282 I don't know, Tony. I don't like the idea 92 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:37,718 of you and some beautiful woman spending all that time alone. 93 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,420 Yeah, developing little inside jokes. 94 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,789 I'm just going off of what you said. 95 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:45,192 You want me to hire somebody less attractive, no problem. 96 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,961 Either one of your sisters need a job? What? 97 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,464 Come on now. They uglier than little pug puppies. 98 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,300 - ( gasps ) - Smile! 99 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,969 - Don't you talk about my sisters. - Okay. 100 00:03:56,003 --> 00:04:00,908 ** 101 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,978 - Oh. Like that, Ton'? - Man, she just bust up 102 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,047 in there and kicked everybody out like she run the joint. 103 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,282 What? 104 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,950 Were they all like gorgeous though? 105 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,552 - Man, they was all dimes. - Dimes? 106 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,821 Oh, man! Like, so, like, 107 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,823 give me more details, man, like, you know, 108 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,392 you got, you got pictures, you know, maybe videos 109 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,494 or something like that? 110 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:23,130 Come on, man, come on. We be getting off topic here, bro. 111 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,300 I mean, if I can't vent to my homeboy, then who can I talk to? 112 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,836 You're right, man, you're right, uh, 113 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,406 I'm glad we kinda got the relationship where we can vent to each other. 114 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,241 That's what I'm talking about, so Lisa-- 115 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,677 Like just the other day, I got evicted. 116 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,479 Evicted? 117 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,248 Yeah, man! Talking about I wasn't paying my rent. 118 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,750 Can you believe that? 119 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,251 - Was you? - No! 120 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,487 But they didn't have to put me on 121 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,022 blast like that, putting notices on my door and everything. 122 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,024 I'm bringing chicks through, they looking crazy, 123 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,926 I can't explain it. 124 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,262 Yeah, that's terrible, man. That's terrible. 125 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,930 Hey, man, it is what is it. 126 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,766 - So you find a new place? - No, not yet, man. 127 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,434 What's your price range? 128 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,102 ( laughs ) 129 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,638 Why's everybody always complicating things with money? 130 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,509 I thought this was a free country. Am I mistaken? 131 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,110 You right, you right. 132 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,945 Well, I hope everything works out for you, man. 133 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,614 So anyway, back to Lisa, see-- 134 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,983 And to think they got me paying thousands of dollars 135 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:19,119 for a place that ain't much bigger than this. 136 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,121 Just looking around at this spot, 137 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,023 if I had to do a rough estimation 138 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,192 and factor you in... 139 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,698 Yeah, man, you know, if I had my choice, 140 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,633 I'd just crash here in the man cave, 141 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,635 you know what I mean, until I could get 142 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,372 my chips together and, uh, you know, find my own spot. 143 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:41,842 Here? Uh, well, you know I would, you know, you my boy. 144 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,144 You know, in a minute, a heartbeat. 145 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,313 But, uh, I got a wife. 146 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,881 Oh, man. Say no more, man. 147 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,883 I know Lisa's running everything around here. 148 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,486 You gotta check with her. She running things at the job 149 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,187 and at the house. 150 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,024 Wait, uh, no. She ain't the boss, bro. 151 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,059 You know how I get down, you know. 152 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,061 Oh, I get it. I completely understand. 153 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,596 I don't wanna cause any rifts, man. 154 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,765 Lisa is the boss. You gotta talk to the boss. 155 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,435 You just the assistant manager. You wanna talk to the manager. 156 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:10,203 I mean, me myself, man, I'd just like to say 157 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:13,607 I'm your childhood friend and if I gotta stay on the street, 158 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,777 so be it because the boss won't let you let me stay here. 159 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,579 Okay, enough with this boss stuff, man. 160 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,014 You got it twisted. Y-you know what? 161 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,050 As a matter of fact, man, I am the boss. 162 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,018 - You are. - I'm running things around here. 163 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,020 - You better go get the treadmill. - This is my house. 164 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,722 - This is your house. - But you need a place to stay? 165 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,691 - I sure do. - Then I got you. 166 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,526 - That's what I'm talking about. - Say no more. 167 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,861 Way to run your house, man. 168 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,796 You know what I'm talking about? 169 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,398 Hey, hey, Ton', where you going? 170 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:41,469 I'm gonna go run it by Lisa, make sure it's cool. 171 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,372 ** 172 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,074 I'm gonna just tell her straight up, andquot;Look, 173 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,543 Donnie's staying here. It is what is it. 174 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,144 What you gonna do about it, huh? 175 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,913 I don't wanna hear no back talk.andquot; 176 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,716 Hell, that ain't gonna work. Oh, this might do it. 177 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,385 I'll just say, andquot;Look, Donnie is a friend in need 178 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,153 and I'm a friend indeed.andquot; 179 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,055 No, that's corny as hell. That ain't gonna work. 180 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,057 - Come on, man. - Hey! 181 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:07,260 Hey! Hey! Uh, Lisa, we need to talk. 182 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,396 Oh, okay. Can you help me unpack these groceries? 183 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,899 - Yes, dear. - So what you wanna talk about? 184 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,400 Uh, it's nothing. It can wait. 185 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,736 No, Tony. You had a serious tone in your voice. 186 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,771 - What's up? - Well, it's about Donnie. 187 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,507 - Oh. Is he all right? - Yeah, he's cool. 188 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,074 Well, actually he's not. 189 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,110 This boy done messed around and got evicted. 190 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,612 Aww, that's terrible. 191 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,914 Ain't it? That's a shame. 192 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,949 And, you know, he was talking about maybe he could 193 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,519 stay here until he finds a new place, but I nixed that 194 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,687 in the bud right away. I was like, andquot;Mnh-mnh. 195 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,288 No no. Bad idea. 196 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,257 Bad idea. Terrible. 197 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,293 What was I thinking? But it might, you know, 198 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,963 maybe, maybe it's not 199 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,766 - such a bad idea per se. - Oh, no, Tony. 200 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,868 That's not gonna work. I don't want outside company 201 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,203 living under my roof, I just don't want it. 202 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,774 Well, I don't think you'd even realize that he was here really, you know. 203 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,776 ( groans ) Hey, what's up, Lisa? 204 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,279 I didn't even hear you come in. 205 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,348 Hey, y'all gotta get some new milk, man. 206 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:04,151 This one says it expired. Wait a minute. 207 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,186 On second thought, I don't trust the man 208 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,756 telling me when not to drink. 209 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,093 ( gulping ) 210 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:20,000 ( gags ) The man was so right on this one. 211 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,204 Anyway, thanks for letting me stay here. 212 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,807 ( exhales ) Donnie's a friend in need 213 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,042 - and I'm a friend indeed. - Tony! 214 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,845 You told Donnie he could stay here without consulting with me first? 215 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,381 - I gotta run everything past you? - Uh, I just thought 216 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,750 - we made decisions about this house together. - Yeah? 217 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:40,721 Well, I thought I made decisions about my business on my own. 218 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:44,091 Oh. Oh, okay. That's what this is about. 219 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,326 Yes. You ran up into my office 220 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,729 throwing people out, making me look stupid. 221 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,264 You know what? You're right. 222 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,601 I am? I mean, yeah, I am. 223 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,203 Yeah, you're right, Tony. You should be able to hire 224 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,672 yourself whatever assistant you want. 225 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,408 And as a matter of fact, I have the perfect one in mind. 226 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,344 She's smart, she's capable, sexy. 227 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,614 Oh, you talking about that girl Melinda? Yeah. 228 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:10,017 She's real qualified too. I was thinking about-- 229 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,619 - You wasn't talking about Melinda? - No. 230 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,687 Oh, uh, well, then who? 231 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,690 Hello. This is Stallworth and Wife Construction. 232 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,859 How may I help you? 233 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,695 Yes, all your needs can be met. 234 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,531 Oh. Oh, hi, Mr. Johnson. 235 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,100 - ( mouthing words ) - Yes, he's here. 236 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,203 Yeah. Okay, he's available. 237 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,305 One second. Okay. 238 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,542 Lisa, what are you doing? I was trying to tell you 239 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,110 I'm not here. I don't wanna talk to him. 240 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,712 I'm not gonna lie for you. 241 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,882 Okay, that was not a part of my job description. 242 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,484 Best thing for you to do is face your problems head on, 243 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,253 Tony, all right? Line one. 244 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,123 - Hello, Mr. Johnson. - ( indistinct ) 245 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,492 Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 246 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,062 You're absolutely right and I'm sorry about the delay in your payment. 247 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,899 Okay. Check's in the mail. All right. 248 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,134 See how easy that was? 249 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,070 Easy for you to say. You weren't just getting cussed out. 250 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,238 Look, the check is not in the mail, 251 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,975 so now I need you to go down to the post office and mail it for me. 252 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,310 Why can't you go, Tony? You're not doing nothing. 253 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,512 Unbelievable. Can you just please 254 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,514 make me some coffee with cream and sugar? 255 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,483 Fine. 256 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,318 And toss me one of those doughnuts, too. 257 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,188 Diabetes runs in your family, Tony. You don't need all that. 258 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,591 Then why'd you buy that big ol' box of doughnuts? 259 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,761 I hired you to be my secretary, not my nutritionist. 260 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:31,631 Okay, listen. I prefer the term andquot;office management specialist. 261 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,368 And I really don't like you bossing me around. 262 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,538 I'm bossing you around because I'm your boss. 263 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,775 You know, you've had this real condescending tone with me recently, Tony. 264 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,878 andquot;Take my calls! Get my coffee! 265 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,947 Donnie's moving in to the man cave!andquot; 266 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,482 Who am I, Professor Klump? I don't sound like that. 267 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,552 Look, I see why you're tripping. 268 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,121 Donnie's only staying for a minute. 269 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,622 It's not like he's moving in. 270 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,725 Yeah, man! I'm moving in! 271 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,626 Ha-ha! Moving in! 272 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,829 Like this. Where am I gonna hang that thing? 273 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,131 Uh, fellas, cool. Perfect timing, man. 274 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,034 Do me a favor. Put that box in your hand on the floor, 275 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,803 delicately. You broke my vase last time. 276 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,805 All right, cool, you put that on top of that one. 277 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,506 And y'all can bring my dresser 278 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,375 and put that against the wall when you bring it in here. 279 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,711 I want it to look me straight in the face when I wake up. 280 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,847 All right? 281 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,852 Yep, baby, I'm moving in! 282 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,057 ** 283 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,997 Ah, Bugs Bunny, you're so clever. 284 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,399 Donnie, what the hell? 285 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,334 Yeah, what the hell, man? Can't you knock? 286 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,737 I'm about to knock your teeth out. 287 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,006 - What is all this? - It's my stuff. 288 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,341 Okay, but what is it doing here? You're only here for a minute. 289 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,511 Should I be comfortable in that minute? 290 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,847 Besides, you the one that said make yourself at home. 291 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,183 - I never said that. - You didn't say that? 292 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,717 - No. - I could've sworn. 293 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,352 Well, maybe I heard what I wanted to hear. 294 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,720 - And a motorcycle? - It's tight, right? 295 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,856 How did you even get it down the stairs? 296 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,759 I know. It took everything outta me, man, the whole afternoon. 297 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:09,529 That's why I'm sitting on the bed now, chillin'. 298 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,464 Anyway, what's up with you? 299 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,733 Just came down here to vent. 300 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,202 Oh, man! Well, sit down! 301 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,704 Sit on a beanbag chair, man. Tell me all about it. 302 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,572 I ain't talked to nobody all day. 303 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,375 - It's Lisa. - Is she still tripping? 304 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,112 She had a smart mouth when you married her. 305 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,114 Man, would you just shut up and listen? 306 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,382 Now, she been working for me for two days 307 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,551 and she's already driving me bananas. 308 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,053 Th-this ain't gonna work, man. 309 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,922 I can't be around her 24 hours a day. 310 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,156 So fire her. 311 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,657 How am I gonna fire my own wife? 312 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,893 Have somebody else do it? 313 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,729 You know what? That's not a bad idea. 314 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,297 That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 315 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,433 Yeah, man, you should listen to me more often. 316 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,435 - I'm full of good ideas. - And you gonna be the one to do it. 317 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,737 Hold up now. Flag on the play. Time out. 318 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,572 All that stuff. Freeze. I'm not doing none of that. 319 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,074 I'm not even the right person for it. 320 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,909 Now wait a minute, see, you need a job. 321 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,744 And she already has a problem with you anyway. 322 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,280 So I need you to be at my office at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. 323 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,449 Do I at least get a office with a view? 324 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,618 Yeah, the broom closet with a view of the dustpan. 325 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,422 Hard to get up, isn't it? It's that beanbag life. 326 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,191 - You want some help? - Yeah. 327 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,193 Yeah, I thought so. 328 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,929 Hey, man, can I at least borrow a suit? I gotta look the part. 329 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,365 That's true, that's true. This is what we gonna do. 330 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,566 All right. 331 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,569 ** 332 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,612 Uh, Tony? 333 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,983 Why do you still have files from 2002? 334 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,653 You know, what you need to do is take all this old paperwork, 335 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,456 file it in file folder boxes and then put 'em in storage. 336 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,158 You see what I'm saying? 337 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,626 And you know what, another thing. 338 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,061 Am I getting paid for mileage? 339 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,796 Because gas is really high 340 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,798 and all these trips back and forth and back and forth... 341 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,835 ( gibberish ) 342 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,544 - It fluctuates. - Donnie! 343 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,713 There you are, but you are two hours late. 344 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,848 Oh, sorry about that, man. It took me forever to get 345 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,251 that motorcycle started, especially up them stairs. 346 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,353 Whatever, whatever. At least you're here now. 347 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,889 Yeah, and why is he here? 348 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:19,592 Uh, well, you know, I noticed that we're missing an HR department. 349 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,362 Donnie needed a job, so I hired him to head up HR. 350 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,531 You know what? I'm-I'm gonna go get 351 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,433 them filer folder boxes you was talking about, 352 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,368 'cause I'm sure that y'all have plenty to discuss. 353 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,237 ( chuckles ) 354 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,605 - ( door closes ) - HR, huh? 355 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,441 Yeah, and since we're on the subject, 356 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,577 what does HR stand for again? Is it andquot;hourly rate 357 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,013 - Human resources. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 358 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,614 Right, right, right. My bad about that. 359 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,351 Uh, and speaking of which, since I am the head of 360 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,387 human resources, I have been going over these books. 361 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,390 - Oh, is that right? - That, you damn right it's right. 362 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,394 And as I've been going over 'em, I've noticed that there are some 363 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,564 overhead costs that are exceeding the revenue stream. 364 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,133 Oh, that's a lot of big words for you, Donnie. 365 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,103 You're damn right, but let's not digress, okay? 366 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,372 But since we're on the subject, 367 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,941 we need to make some cuts around here, and unfortunately for you, 368 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,477 I gotta fire your ass, Lisa. 369 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,712 Is that right? Me? I'm the sacrificial-- 370 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,481 - Let me see those books. - Here you go. 371 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,983 - Yeah. - Take a look at 'em. 372 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,650 - All right. - Let's look together. 373 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,652 You know what? Looks like we're making the same salary. 374 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,955 - Fair is fair. - If I was no longer working, 375 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:25,492 - there would be no humans to resource. - Technically. 376 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:29,062 Yeah, and that would alleviate the whole need for a humans resource department. 377 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,565 - I mean, I see what you're saying. - Yeah, you know? 378 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,667 I work so I can keep a roof over our heads, 379 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,303 and you are currently living with me. 380 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,071 So if I can't pay the mortgage-- 381 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,073 We need you to pay that mortgage. 382 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,575 I just ordered cable and the whole nine downstairs. 383 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,411 Well, if I can't pay the mortgage, 384 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,579 then you would have no place to stay. 385 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,982 Mmm! Can't have that. You know what? 386 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:53,586 You're right. I'm fired, and I hate getting fired. 387 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,090 I'm a go. Are you still cooking tonight? 388 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,092 You do the thing with the chicken and the marinara. 389 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,328 This way? Okay. 390 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,598 Oh, hey, Lisa. Do me a favor. 391 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,934 Can you help me push-start this motorcycle? 392 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,303 My engine been trip-- You still tripping' off the job thing? 393 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,106 I fired myself! Okay. 394 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,642 ** 395 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,981 ( Devin laughs ) 396 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,651 So I'll see you at the movies later? 397 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,155 No, you cannot bring your boyfriend! 398 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,789 Are you tripping? 399 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,358 Oh, oh, he's buying? 400 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,693 Oh, all right. For sure. 401 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,965 ( bass beating ) 402 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,500 What is that? 403 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,372 What the heck? 404 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,012 ( sighs ) 405 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,654 ( bass beating ) 406 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,123 What the hell? 407 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,496 ** 408 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,863 Hey, Devin, you cool? 409 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,332 Yeah, fam. I'm chillin'. 410 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,933 There it is. 411 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,873 - Donnie, who are all these women? - Hey, man. 412 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,376 I don't know! I found 'em on a stack of resumes at your office. 413 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,678 I called every number. They felt like coming through. 414 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,680 Okay, but what are they doing here? 415 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,317 ( sighs ) They are here for the turn-up, brother. 416 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,787 I'm about to turn you upside down and hang you out the window 417 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,424 if you don't get these women outta here before Lisa comes home! 418 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,991 - ( Devin laughs ) - What? Devin? 419 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,596 Uh, excuse me, ladies. Can I talk to my 16-year-old son? 420 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,199 Yeah, 16. Damn shame. 421 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,201 But I'm damn proud. Just like his daddy. 422 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,203 Tell your mom, I'll kill you. What you doing downstairs? 423 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,305 You know, I was just upstairs chillin' 424 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,907 and I heard a party going on, so here I am. 425 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,777 Boy, if you don't get your black ass up them stairs! 426 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,712 Really? For real? 427 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,415 All this fineness going on and I can't hang? 428 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,253 Can I at least have one of the honies tuck me in? 429 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,921 Oh, yeah, sure, soon as I get this belt off to whip that ass. 430 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,326 ( laughs ) Hey! All right! 431 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,262 Listen. Excuse me for a second? 432 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,264 Excuse me for a minute. 433 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,566 What happened? I thought you were supposed to fire Lisa! 434 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,734 Man, first, you are way too close to my face. 435 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,337 Number two, you've married a rarity, man. 436 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,072 She got beauty and brains, you know what I mean? 437 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,007 She turned everything so upside down, 438 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,777 at the end of it, I fired myself. 439 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,779 Now believe it or not, I'm still gonna get 440 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,348 my paycheck at the end of the day, brother. 441 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,618 Donnie, get these women out and then you get out. 442 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,952 ( laughs ) 443 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,921 I'll get them out after I'm done. 444 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,457 I'm not going nowhere. I got squatter's rights. 445 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,460 The minute I moved in here, I got more rights than you 446 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,861 and Lisa put together. 447 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,463 Now, if you get a little amendment together, 448 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,932 I'll help you pass the ballot, but that's the law. 449 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,867 So until then, Donnie stays. 450 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,304 Now if you'll excuse me. 451 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,207 Ladies, could you have a seat? I'll be right with you. Cool. 452 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,142 Could you excuse me, brother? You are infringing on my space right now. 453 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,645 - What? - Y'all having a good time? 454 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,981 I'm glad we got black, white, and Asian. 455 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,051 This is a good situation we got going. Brother? 456 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,388 Would you mind dipping? I have a little private business to attend to. 457 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,524 I'm trying to make the world meet each other. 458 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,728 ** 459 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,668 ** 460 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,707 ( sighs ) 461 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,914 - Lisa, we gotta talk. - Tony, I gotta talk to you. 462 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,484 No, no, no, no, no. Don't be trying to switch stuff around on me now. 463 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,387 Now, there's only one way to say this, so I'm just gonna be blunt. 464 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,389 - Okay, but listen. - I'm tired of listening. 465 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,924 Now, there comes a time when a man has to put his foot down. 466 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,060 And guess what? This here's that time. 467 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,329 Now, this situation here, it ain't working out. 468 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,731 - But, Tony-- - But nothing! 469 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,733 I'm just gonna come right out and say it, okay? 470 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,103 - Lisa, you're fired. - Oh, you can't fire me. 471 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,072 Yes, I can! I paid the cost to be the boss. 472 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,608 You can't because I quit. 473 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,177 Oh, Lisa, really? Why? 474 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,112 Oh, okay. Come on, cut it out. 475 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,582 We both know this situation wasn't working out. 476 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,183 We're a team, man. 477 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,252 We're not supposed to be bossing each other around, 478 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,020 not at home or at work. 479 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,956 But I did take the liberty of finding my replacement. 480 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,595 Hey, Mr. Stallworth. 481 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,929 Am I being punked? 482 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,698 I looked through the resumes 483 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,434 and she was the most qualified candidate. 484 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,469 Oh, all right. We're cool, cool. 485 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,471 I guess you can finally get that boot off your car, right? 486 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:41,040 Oh, you believed that? That was a lie-- 487 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,542 I mean, joke. 488 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,143 Did you really believe you was hired? 489 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,712 'Cause that was a joke, too. 490 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,213 Okay, see, now, Tony. 491 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,049 I'm just kidding. Welcome to the family. 492 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,651 Uh, you mind getting me some coffee? 493 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,153 I'd be happy to. You take cream and sugar? 494 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,889 Uh, just cream. I got all the sugar I need. 495 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,825 - Aww. - ( chuckles ) 496 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,728 Well, I guess I'll get going. 497 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,897 Oh, uh, actually there's one more thing I need you to help me with. 498 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,567 ** 499 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,802 I never understand these shows. This is another housewife? 500 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,404 - Mm-hmm. - How many they got? 501 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,740 - I don't know. They on a roll. - I see. 502 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,575 andquot;Housewives of Compton Is that it? 503 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,076 How ghetto is that? 504 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,045 Excuse me. I think y'all forgot something. 505 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,748 Oop. They're about to fight. 506 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,583 - Oh, there it is. - She going in! 507 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,084 Ooh! Ooh! 508 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,820 Ooh-wee. She should not have done that. 509 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,256 Hey, who do you-- Put me down! 510 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,593 Y'all just gonna let Ludacris and tall Tyrese take me outta here? 511 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,596 Get me outta here! I am furious! I got squatter's rights! 512 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,264 Let me down! I'll be back! 513 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,800 And don't nobody touch my cereal I left downstairs! 514 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,636 **